3.27.2008

Busy Bee


Ok - like a billion apologies for the state of the webpage these days. I used to pride myself on how quick news was posted, but real life and a job that actually requires me to work on the computer (as opposed to my old job where I could play on the computer whilst at work) has consumed the bulk of my free time.

I'm sure it's a complete coincidence that the biggest hiatus of webpage updates in the website's history has occurred at the same time as one of the biggest hiatuses of strong play in the team's history, but there you go. The story of our 5-0 loss to the C-Bros Bulldogs has been up as the main story for what seems like forever, but the report can really be cut and pasted to describe all of our recent stumbles. But, for those who need to reed a report on every game the Sharps play, here you go :

March 19 : 8-0 loss to the GB&E Generals. Sucked.
March 23: 5-4 loss to the Cannibals. Played well but lost, which sucked.

The story so far, heading into Friday's game against the Bullets: Thanks to the recent troubles, the Bee Sharps can only hope to finish as high as fifth place in Division V, so regardless of where we finish, we're going to be forced to play in that crazy death match tournament on the weekend of April 5-6, where four teams enter, but only one team leaves.

I'm also kept busy timekeeping games, and the playoffs will be one of the busiest stretches of the season for me, so I'm not sure how often the main site will get a going over during the ocming weeks.

But hey, it's been fun, hasn't it?

1.17.2008

Preview : Bee Sharps vs Cannibals


For someone with little to no friends, your humble webmaster has been ludicrously busy this week. So busy, in fact, that I can't find the time to write up the ever popular pre-game writeup for the Sharps' game against the Cannibals on Friday. So this will have to suffice.

Basically, if there was a writeup, it would contain some carefully worded paragraphs outlining how the Sharps are slumping, who is in the lineup, who is out, etc, and then the all important time and location of the game.

The location is mildly important. It's at the CAC Arena, which reportedly is Dustin Beech's favourite arena, so I expect a good game from him. Hence the picture above - look at him go! You know who else is back? Henry "18 Cent" Stremel after a long layoff due to an ankle injury - w00t! Jeff Cowie is missing the game, though, due to his regular gig as the PA voice of the Edmonton Oil Kings.

The Cannibals are technically ahead of the Sharps in the standingson account of the Sharps having about 8,000 more PIM than any other team in the league (but that never changes), and they just had their four game winning streak snapped.

So, in summary, Sharps are crap right now, Beech will score a hat trick, the fans will freeze in the coldest stands in the city (apart from the Icebox, of course), and the game is at 8:30 PM.

On Friday, January 18.

Game on!

1.09.2008

Ouch.


You know, there's a million reasons why we wouldn't want to rush a recap of that 11-3 spanking that the C-Bros Bulldogs laid out on the Bee Sharps on Sunday morning, but the one (actual) reason as to why it ain't up there for all to see is time. Yup. No time. Well, that, and the it does take a while for the putrid taste of one of the worst games in Bee Sharps history to be washed from one's mouth, but there will be a writeup.

And, with the pregame story for Saturday's game slated to go out on Thursday, the Bulldogs game should occupy the main page for a grand total of 17 minutes. Ah, control of the media. We were thinking about using an ultra-positive headline such as "Beech Scores on Penalty Shot in Sharps Loss" or "No Suspensions For First Time In Three Games Gives Sharps Moral Victory".

Stay tuned.

12.21.2007

Safeway's Cold Christmas


Not only are Safeway employees in Alberta set to strike in several store locations, but Marion Gaborik's neo-pseudo Darryl Sittler-esque performance against the New York Rangers must really have the executives at Safeway head office trembling.

For years, on several local broadcasts of Oilers, Flames, Canucks, (Jets?), etc, Safeway has offered a chance for a viewer to win $1,000,000 should any player score five (5) goals in one game. I used to chortle mightily whenever they would announce this "contest", knowing full well that the Todd Eliks and Steven Rices of the world were in no danger of padding my pocket with a cool mil with their dump-and-chase antics.

Well, now hope has filled me - Marion Gaborik's impressive five-goal performance against the Rangers is the first serious threat to Safeway's comfort level since, oh, the last player to score five goals in a game - ELEVEN years ago. Sergei Fedorov did it, scoring all five Red Wing goals, including the overtime winner, in a 5-4 win over Washington. I don't have my Official Guide and Record Book next to me, so I can't tell you when the last a time a player on a Canadian team scored five, but I'll bet you it was long before any Safeway marketing exec thought up this contest. And I'll bet you he was likely wearing #99 for the Oilers, too.

Speaking of five goal games, here's my amazing true story. My first ever Oilers game I ever saw was on my birthday on February 3, 1984. As a young Oilers fan, I was so excited to see Gretzky, Messier, Kurri, et al. Well, all three of those players were hurt and not playing. For Gretzky, it was the first game since his NHL record 51-game point streak had been snapped, and, as he was playing hurt towards the end of that streak, he took this game off. It was only his second NHL game missed in five years! And it had to be the one game that I actually went to!

Anyway, all was not lost, because the Oilers still had a third line checker named Pat Hughes. Hughes went on to have the night of his life, scoring five goals in a 10-5 Oilers win over the dreaded Calgary Flames. When a guy like Pat Hughes can score five in a game, there's hope for all of us. Don't forget to shop at Safeway. There might be a million dollars in it for you!

P.S. If Safeway workers DO go on strike, please DON'T shop at Safeway. I can never condone crossing strike barriers.

12.07.2007

Default : The Two Sweetest Words In The English Language



...as said by a great man once. Thanks to the Hungry Beavers and the Xtreme moving up, the Bee Sharps are now, by default, in first place in Division V. Kinda like when Gerald Ford got to be president when Nixon made a wrong turn into a career as a surveillance agent. Yeah, just like that (hence the cover photo. O, what a tenuous link that is.)

Still, this is no mean feat for us, because we've historically stumbled in the later months of the calendar year. Who can forget our mighty swoon in the winter of 2003-04, when we lost seven straight games? (Well, a lot of people, actually, but that's what the "History" section of the website is for.)

Actually, we've historically stumbled in most parts of the year, truth be told. To be six games over .500 at any time of the season is enough for a double-take. Actually, April has always been a good month for us, in the regular season, anyway. Can you believe we've only lost one out of six regular season games in April? Of course, most of those games came after we were mathematically eliminated from the playoffs, so we had no pressure at all on us. One of these days, I'll display some of the amazing and completely useless stats, like :

- What our win-loss records are wearing our white and our blue jerseys
- Our records in various rinks that we've played in
- Etc.

The mind boggles at the knowledge that you, dear reader, will glean from this website over the coming weeks and months. Boggles....

So, in conclusion, first place, yay, good luck to the Xtreme, and all that.

11.27.2007

Sharp Dressed Men (and Woman)

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I've always wondered this : which of our two Bee Sharps jerseys do more people prefer? I've always been partial to the blues, myself; it was our first jersey before we introduced the whites om Year 2 (well, technically, black practice jerseys that we wore for our first ever game are our first), and we have a slightly better record while wearing the blues. Interesting to note that we have worn our whites more than our blues since we started wearing two different jerseys. Anyway, for those who are so included, why not mark down your favourite of the two jerseys by voting in our poll in the right hand column on this page?

And while I'm at it, to answer another frequently asked question, no, we won't be getting a third jersey anytime soon. Many designs have been bandied about over the past couple years, but the only new Bee Sharps design might be for the summer team(s) at some point in the future.

As another fascinating aside, did you know how close the Bee Sharps could have been to being called the Mighty Ducks? We found a metric tonne of Anaheim Mighty Ducks jerseys, both home and away, on sale for $20 a piece at a Sport Chek at around the same time that we were ordering our first Bee Sharps jerseys. I suppose we must be thankful for such small mercies that I chose to walk on by that day...

11.21.2007

Welcome Back, Gordie















Just three or four days ago, some of us were talking and reminiscing about one Gordie Winchester, goaltender for the Souls and the Prowlers for years, before being cast off from any steady goaltending duties a couple years ago. He was ever so pleased, then, to get the call to be the starting 'tender for the Yellow Jackets in 2006 and, even though he didn't have as a good a year as he would have liked, we all admired him for his tenacity and dedication to the game.

Gordie told us that he was pretty much quitting after that Jackets' season, and none of us had seen or heard from him since then....

Well, look who came out of the woodwork last night to play for the GB&E Generals (formerly the Prowlers) - yup! Gordie! And he even backstopped the Generals to a 4-2 win, their first victory in over a month. Well done, Gord. We knew you still had it in you.

11.12.2007

Moose Droppings

Once again, real life has got in the way of the updating of the Bee Sharps website. Well, real life, and a bucketload of penalties from Saturday's game. Takes forever to type up the game summary. That's what happens after playing one of the chippier, dirtier teams I think we've ever played.

Update soon - enjoy the pictures n' stuff.

11.07.2007

Brooms

As much as I love the baseball, I can't hide my disappointment over the past few years with the quality of the World Series. Ever since the Arizona Diamondbacks went and beat the New York Yankees in seven thrilling games (well, five thrilling games and two blowouts) in 2001, the Fall Classic has usually been an anticlimax of sorts. This year's inevitable sweep by the Red Sox over the Rockies was simply par for the course, given recent affairs.

Here's a short article/rant that hits the nail on the head, for the most part, from No Mas.

10.29.2007

The Curse of Pat LaForge, or How I Left Pat LaForge Of My X-mas Card List

The revolt against the Oilers new gamewear practice jerseys continues, as outlined in this article by esteemed hockey write Terry Jones of the less esteemed Edmonton Sun. I particularly like Oilers' president Cal Nichols's comments towards them. Mainly, though, I quite like how Jones, at the end of the article, points the finger squarely at CEO Patrick Laforge. LaForge has done a great job in conning the local public into believing the Oilers need a new arena and that it's perfectly justified to pay $50 for just the opportunity to pay far too much for Oilers season tickets.

But I think that ol' Pat has had his first big misstep since he started calling the shots for the Oilers, as the new jerseys that he wanted so badly have landed with an indelible thud. His claim that the Oilers might be able to change the design come the 2009-2010 season leads me to believe that the Anthony Henday Drive will be completed, sans self-defeating traffic lights, e'er the time that Oilers actually look good on the ice again.

10.25.2007

Quite Amazing, This Computer Magic

Now, this won't make any sense to anyone once this article actually goes up, but I included a link to a story about the Chicago Blackhawks in my last post. And lo! All those Google ads that I have on the site (please visit the sponsors' sites, by the way. They help out the team.) are related to....yup. The Chicago Blackhawks!

Wow! I'm new to understanding this interweb search proxy ping hyper mega net thingy, but that's quite something. It's like the interweb KNOWS what I'm thinking......

Well, my favourite TV show ever is a little show called "Doctor Who", so I've included a link about that show right HERE. This is an experiment to see what kind of ads pop up.

(And again, thanks to the anonymous sponsors whose ads appear on this site. They really do help out.)

10.23.2007

It's Been Five Long Years...

Can you believe it's been five years ago today (October 23) since beesharps.com went online? Wow...quite remarkable, that. The site has been the one aspect of this team that either makes us the most hated or liked team (no one out and out loves us) in the whole ERHL. We're like the Maple Leafs - we get all the media attention (entirely due to our doing), yet we've no results to show for it.

Five years ago, the Chicago Blackhawks still sucked. In fact, they've pretty much sucked for 15 years, dating back to their impressive run to the 1992 Stanley Cup Finals. The team has been run by "Dollar" Bill Wirtz since, oh, about 1933, and has been run into the ground with amazing efficiency for the past decade or so. Wirtz wouldn't televise home games for the 'Hawks, convinced that if fans could watch the games on TV, they wouldn't bother to buy tickets. The move ended up alienating an entire generation of hockey fans in Chicago who are now more content in watching the AHL Wolves than the once great Blackhawks.

Well, Wirtz, the Robert Mugabe of the NHL, passed on not three weeks hence, leaving the tattered remains of the Blackhawk empire in the hands of his son, Rocky. Instead of staying the misguided course, Rocky waited barely a fortnight to make sweeping changes to his new team, as outlined in this article from The Hockey News :

WINDS OF CHANGE BLOWING IN CHICAGO


I miss the Blackhawks of old. Those mediocre teams with such players as Denis Savard, Doug Wilson, and Al Secord which would always crush even more mediocre teams like the North Stars and Red Wings in the playoffs for the right to be crushed even worse by the Oilers (or, in tragic circumstances, the Flames). Here's hoping the Hawks will be back in the playoffs, getting swept in the second round, soon.

10.16.2007

One Of These Days.....

...the Sharps site will updated with the story of our loss on October 13 vs the Xtreme. But, really, with two weeks in between games (due to what we'll call an ERHL scheduling quirk), would you really want to read about a loss for nigh on a fortnight?

No, neither would I. When it does come up though, just look at the main photo, which is quite something. You can see Sean Schoenberger of the Xtreme still in the shooting position, and the puck is still in the air after just hitting the back of the net mere nanoseconds before. And all thanks to my delightful girlfriend who dutifully attends nearly every game to support us and take pictures for the website. Thanks, Puddin'!

Anyway, probably in the next day or two, the site will be updated. Definitely before the Oilers' next loss, which will come in the form of a 4-2 defeat in Phoenix on Thursday night.

10.12.2007

I mean, come on!

Seriously? This? :














No, really.....this? :













Sigh........ :













A lot has been written on the magical interweb about these monstrosities already, so I'll just sum up what everyone (and I do mean everyone) has said about them :

  • Practice jerseys
  • Apron strings
  • Stupid stripes that don't go all the way around the arm
I mean, seriously? Look at that last photo. If you're gonna be stupid enough to have a partial stripe on the arm, then at least have a reason for the gap in between. You know, like the number appearing on the sleeve. But look at the number. It's above where the sleeve stripe is!

What really bugs me is that the template used for the new Oilers jersey is almost exactly the same as that of the Florida Panthers. Compare the two :



It reminds me of that Simpsons episode where Mr. Burns loses control of his nuclear plant and is forced to live with his lickspittle Smithers. In order to earn his keep, Burns heads off to the grocery store. When looking for cereal, he sees Krusty the Klown in the aisle, selecting a box of Krusty O's. Noting that the box has a picture of Krusty himself on it, Burns instantly believed that everyone in the real world has a breakfast cereal named after himself. Burns looks vainly for a box of "Burns O's" until he finds a box of Count Chocula and, on the slight similarity between the Count's visage and Burns's own, comments, "I suppose this one looks a bit like me...".

And that's what it looks like happened here. It's like the Oilers, about three minutes before the RBK designers were about to head home for the weekend, were given two or three choices of templates for their new jerseys, none of which really looked like their current set. So, they chose "Default Template 2" to brand themselves with, walked out the door just before it was locked up for the weekend, and instantly regretted not looking into this whole new jersey thing sooner, instead of being left with the last turkey in the shop.

I mean, the Oilers could have stuck to their guns and stayed with something similar to their classic set. The New Jersey Devils did. So did Minnesota. Nobody held a gun to the Coyotes' heads and told them to remove anything resembling good taste and class.

And before you think that I'm against change, I personally think that the RBK experiment is worthy. I like the slim cut of the new jerseys, and I think that teams like Washington, Dallas, and Boston now have the best jerseys they've ever had. The Oilers could have done so much better, but, like last year's total collapse after the team's magical Stanley Cup run in 2006, this is the second big disappointment for the Oilers in as many years.


10.09.2007

Field of Dreams

Okay, so the MLB playoffs are going semi-horribly, with my Cubs prediction crashing and the Rockies winning, offset only by the Evil Empire of the Yankees falling in the first round again. I guess I'll throw my support behind the Cleveland Indians, if only because Cleveland is a dump, and dump cities never seem to win anything anymore.

Still, I am in such a baseball mood that I am delaying my already delayed diatribe on the new Oilers' uniforms to bring you this :

This is a photo of a baseball stadium I built a while ago out of Lego. It sat on my dinner table for a year and a half before I tore it down, but not before taking several pictures of it. Building Lego ballparks has always been my main outlet to celebrate my passion for baseball. One day, I'll post photos of all the stadia I've built over the years, but here's my most recent pride and joy/secret shame :

Lego Baseball Park

10.02.2007

Baseball!

I was only able to watch Monday night's one-game playoff between Colorado and San Diego out of the corner of my eye and with the sound off. Ah, well. It's not like I missed much, right?

I was torn about which team I wanted to win...or rather, which team I wanted to lose. There's the Padres, who always seem to make the playoffs in baseball's worst division, the NL West, only to get swept in the first round. Did I really want to see that again? Then there's the Rockies, who haven't made it to any sort of playoff dance since the 1990's. I like to see new teams in the playoffs from time to time, but not the Rockies. First off, I think their uniforms are the worst in baseball (always my first tiebreaker for deciding which team to cheer for), but mostly, a USA Today story from last season exposed the driving policy of the Rockies. That being seeking out men of faith to stock both their on and off field positions.

Now, it's one thing to mix religion and politics, but religion and sports? Sport is its own religion. If there was a god, his prime directive wouldn't be to increase your slugging percentage.

Of course, the Rockies won an absolute thriller over the Padres, 9-8 in 13 innings on a controversial play at home plate (divine intervention, obviously.) So now that leaves the Rockies playing the Phillies in the first round of the NL playoffs, along with the Cubs against the Diamondbacks. In the AL, it's the Yankees against the Indians, Red Sox vs the Angels.

No one need cheer for anyone else in these playoffs - it's the Cubs or nothing. The Phillies always lose (they became the first major league sports team in history to lose 10,000 games earlier this season), and they're never lovable when doing it. The Diamondbacks already won it recently, robbing the Yankees of any post-9/11 euphoria by stabbing that city in the heart again in 2001. The Angels won it all in 2002, the Red Sox in 2004, everybody hates the Yankees, and the Indians won the Series in 1989 (yes, I know it was in Major League, with Charlie Sheen as their star pitcher), so they're out, too.

It's been since 1908 since the Cubs won the series, and they're just about the coolest sports franchise around. I am predicting the Cubs to win over the Indians in the World Series! And may it snow in November if I am wrong.

9.29.2007

Welcome to Sharpy's Corner!

Hi, folks. This here is a new blog about the Bee Sharps. I have been thinking about doing one for some time, but the planets have finally aligned and here its - the Bee Sharps have entered the blogosphere.

What will happen on this site? It will be a more laid back, informal commentary on the Sharps and the world around them than you would find on our parent site, www.beesharps.com. I started up a column there a couple years back called "Sharpy's Corner", and I managed all of 11 articles in almost three years. (Those articles have now found a home on this blog). The problem is that I would have to think of an idea that could sustain a longer article before even beginning to write it down. Now, you can read every random thought that comes to my mind, warts and all.

I'm looking forward to this blog partly because of its lack of maintenance compared to the official Sharps website. This time around, I'm letting the good people at blogger.com do the work with the design and updating, and seeing that I can post new entries fromany computer, this blog just may be updated more often than the team site.

Anyway, I (we? I must get my tenses straight) hope you enjoy both this blog and the Bee Sharps website.

The Parting of the Ways

(04.08.07) Is it a sign of advancing age to look wistfully back at buildings and places, and yearn for their existence once they are no more? I'm only 32, and I come from Camrose, Alberta, but already, large chunks of my past in that esteemed city have been long since paved over with shiny senior citizen condominiums and pseudo-rustic gazebos; actual history replaced with manufactured nostalgia. The very hospital I was born in 1975 was replaced with a new healing centre years later. My first kindergarten school? Gone, replaced by a condo. The home in which I spent my first five years of life? Gone, replaced by a patch of grass.On top of all those buildings, one more relic of my dwindling memories of growing up in Camrose is soon to join them. The Wild Rose Arena, Camrose's first indoor arena, has seen its last game, housed its last boyhood dream, and is scheduled for demolition later this year. Built in 1926, the rink was Camrose's only rink until the ultra-modern CADRECA was built for the country's centennial in 1967. (No one remembers what the name CADRECA actually stands for, but the point became academic when the rink was renamed the Max MacLean Arena in the 1990's). As the population of Camrose and the surrounding area has grown over the decades, the city's two rinks have become increasingly taxed with increasing demand for ice slots. The fact that the Camrose Kodiaks, one of the country's top Junior 'A' hockey franchises, has outgrown its humble rink (the Max MacLean Arena), was also pressing on the city's mind as the 20th century drew to a close.

So, this fall sees the unveiling of a brand new complex, the Camrose Regional Sport Development Centre (catchy name, innit?). The facility will house a 300-seat "utility" rink, but the centerpiece will be the 3,000-seat main arena that will house the Kodiaks and push both the AJHL games and the international Viking Cup tournament to a whole new level. I don't want to sound like I'm a stodgy old coot, resistant to change like so many ex-Reform Party voters (the majority of Camrose's election base). I'm overjoyed about the new rink, and it will undoubtedly lead to Camrose hosting major tournaments such as the Centennial Cup (aka Major Canadian Bank Cup).

However, the old Wild Rose Arena has been elbowed out, nudged to the sidelines like many a wallflower at a barnyard dance. They held a final free public skate on April 1, and I specifically made the trip back home to soak up the final days of the grand old rink. I hadn't been there since I stopped playing there in 1990. Back then, amazingly, there was no glass along the sides of the rink (fans and parents of the players were an attentive lot in those days), but plexiglass and safety netting now spanned the whole ice surface. In one end of the rink, there was a small food stand tucked into an alcove that always had smoke billowing out of it, as the ventilation was quite poor. The rafters and support beams were a thing of beauty in the intricate lattice work. Behind the net on one side of the rink, not far from the smoking hot dog stand, was a small section of seats that were actually about 10 feet above the ice. The stands were condemned long ago, but my Dad remembers watching a senior hockey team called the Camrose Maroons there in the 1960s. Underneath the stands was a dank, dark walkway that led to the other side of the rink. Towards the opposite corner of the rink, the floor dipped alarmingly towards the wall, leading one to believe that the whole arena was gradually sinking into a vast sinkhole.

But it never sank. It stood the test of time for over 80 years, and was home to many a hockey memory to me and many others. One of my last ports of call during the farewell tour was to have a quick peak in the dressing rooms, the same rooms where my Dad would tie my skates while I adjusted my shoulder pads and slipped on my #6 IGA Mall'Ers jersey. I was amazed to see how big the room actually was (I've obviously spent too much time in the K of C dressing rooms). I stood in the room for a few seconds before noticing a small child, not twelve years old, sitting on the bench by the door with his skates on. I risked humiliation (you know how kids are these days) and said to him, "I used to play in this rink when I was your age. I've got a lot of memories of this place."

The kid looked up at me, almost matching my own nostalgic expression, and replied, "Yeah. Me, too." Twenty years difference in our ages, almost forty years between mine and my Dad's, and we all had memories of this beautiful rink at different times of its existence. I shall miss that rink as I would miss an old friend.

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Another old rink will become no more in the near future. Historic old Westmount Centre Ice, as most have probably heard, will be drastically revamped, replacing most of its middle section with that most dreaded a sign of urban sprawl, a Home Depot. Presumably, the area currently containing the ice rink will be home to the window and door department. The rink only stood some five years, and has little history behind it, but the earliest video footage of a Bee Sharps game originates from that rink. This was back when the proprietor of the local watering hole used to videotape the games played next door at the rink, then show them on the bar's big screen TVs afterwards for the players' collective amusement and embarrassment.

Over the past couple of years, however, the videotaping stopped, along with the flow of hot water in the showers and beer in the dressing room (the latter due to a mall policy). I'm not sure the same amount of tears will be shed over Westmount as it would over the Wild Rose, but it nonetheless bears mention.

Cold Reception On A Colder Day

(11.28.06) As I write this, I am getting ready for what should be an emotionally charged night at the cinema. And no, I'm not going to see Happy Feet (will anyone even know what Happy Feet is two months from now, even if it is, for some reason, the number one movie in North America right now?).

A friend and I are taking in the pay-per-view match between the Edmonton Oilers and the Anaheim Ducks tonight. I've rarely seen a PPV game; I don't have the required digital cable box, and I am not popular enough amongst my friends and colleagues to be invited over to view one at their homes. My friend once told me about the raucous atmosphere that existed at a PPV event held at the cinema, and this upcoming Oilers-Ducks game seemed like a perfect occasion to experience a live PPV NHL game for myself.

There was no hope of obtaining tickets to be at the game in person tonight. The Oilers are a massive success at the box office, and the return of Chris Pronger only made the pickings for seats even slimmer. Let me put my feelings towards Pronger the player out there right now. I love the guy. I think he's the best defenceman to ever wear an Oilers jersey (Paul Coffey not excluded). Even though he only played here for a year, he could be my favourite Oiler of all time. Seriously. I was more enthralled with his play than I was when I was a kid watching Wayne Gretzky. I never wanted to be Gretzky as a kid, but Pronger has inspired me more and more to want to be a defenceman. Again - seriously!

Pronger's performance last season, especially his play in the Stanley Cup Finals against Carolina, was awe-inspiring. At times, it looked as if the Oilers would win the Cup solely on the will and talent of Chris Pronger. We lived, died, lived again...and then finally died again with Pronger and his Oiler teammates. But we were grateful for the exciting Cup run, and were anticipating many more such runs with Pronger on the blueline.

And then Pronger left. The last shard of glass hadn't even been swept off a bruised and battered Whyte Avenue when Pronger, catching some sun rays in Mexico, let it be known through his agent that he wished to be traded. Amid the continuing denial that the Oilers' magical run was over, now came news to the fans that their greatest thoroughbred wanted to play his trade in a different pasture. Somewhere else. Anywhere but here.

Forget the rumours as to why Pronger wanted out, and also forget Pronger's own consistently ambiguous reasons for wanting to go. He signed a long term contract with this team, and should have played it out. That contract was not only a bond with the team, but a bond with the community.

This is a city which has seen many a star player leave well before we thought their time here was up. Gretzky, Coffey, Messier, Weight, Guerin, Joseph, etc. Other cities would develop a sort of malaise about this continuing exodus. Fans in other cities would lose interest in their team, stop caring, and stop attending or, perhaps even worse, lose interest, stop caring, yet still attend the games (nothing is more deceptive to a franchise owner than a full building full of disinterested fans).

All those players I listed before have been booed upon their return to this city while wearing another team's uniform. And I think it's great. There's a small minority of fans and journalists in this city who don't think Pronger should be booed, and that we should all respect Pronger's reasons for leaving. Of course, that won't happen, and it shouldn't. When Pronger hears the boos tonight, he will be hearing the boos of a city that cares. A city that, despite experiencing heartbreak from many past unrequited love affairs with its heroes, still has the passion to love their current team, and chastise those who have spurned it. The passion that this city has for itself and, by extension, its hockey team, is unlike any other.

Chris Pronger will experience that passion tonight.

Doctor...Who?

(10.03.06) Last time I got on my soapbox in Sharpy's corner, I prattled on about my adoration of America's pastime. No, not morbid obesity (that's more America's passion than a pastime), but the grand old game of baseball. (Ed. note : It's been a while since that article was posted on this, the most non-prolific example of a blog that this site has. Stanley Kubrick pumped out films with greater frequency during his career than this.) Baseball seems worthy of mention again right now as the playoffs are about to begin, easily the most exciting time of the overly long baseball season.

But an even more thrilling television event is on the horizon, that being the Canadian debut of the second series of the new Doctor Who on CBC. For those who don't know, hockey is a distant third on my list of passions in life (my number one passion now is obvious; she knows who she is). Doctor Who has always been near or at the top of that list.

A brief history, while trying my best not to sound like a full on nerd : Doctor Who is a science fiction show that was shown on the British Broadcasting Corporation originally from 1963 until 1989. It featured a mysterious guy known only as the Doctor who travelled around through space and time in a 1950's police telephone box, solving crimes in his spare time. As the years went on, it was revealed that the Doctor could change his appearance when he was mortally wounded or when he feared typecasting. As a result, several actors went on to play the role, with Tom Baker (here's a pic in his usual attire and expression) the most famous, especially on this side of the Atlantic.

For some reason, a brief sighting of an episode on PBS (in the same year that Jesse Hey was born), glorious in its witty writing, cardboard sets, and freaky music, had me hooked and I was on my way to becoming the closet Doctor Who uber-geek that speaks to you today. Unfortunately, the show was finally cancelled at about the same time that my interest in the series was most rampant. The show looked to make its long awaited return to our screens in 1996, with the help of the Fox Network in the US. A pilot movie was made, but the tradition and uniqueness of the original show was lost in a flurry of motorcycle chases, tacky romantic subplots, and Eric Roberts.

Fascinating aside! : It's interesting to note that Fox also managed to ruin another favourite obsession in 1996, as that was also the same year they debuted the Foxtrak laser puck for their hockey broadcasts. And, in keeping with the hockey theme of this website, and thus validating the presence of this article on a rec league hockey website, did you know that the same man who created Doctor Who, a Canadian named Sydney Newman, was also a producer of the very first experimental broadcast of Hockey Night In Canada in 1952? True story! When Newman died in 1999, I almost thought I owed it to him and myself to go to his funeral.

Anyway, back to Doctor Who. After the failure of the Fox movie, the fortunes of the show seemed to be firmly entrenched in the realm of side tables at Star Trek conventions and the basis of a popular song knock off of Gary Glitter's "Rock and Roll, Part II". Fast forward to 2003, when, seemingly out of the blue, the BBC commissioned a new series of Doctor Who to be broadcast in its classic timeslot on Saturday night on the flagship station, BBC One. The show became a massive hit in the UK, regularly finishing in the Top 10 most watched programs each week, and raking in several prestigious awards.

Here in Canada, the show was a bit of a minor hit for the CBC. Filling a slot once occupied by the Stanley Cup Playoffs (vacated thanks to the 2004-05 NHL lockout), the show averaged about one million viewers each week opposite the bafflingly popular televised karaoke contest known as American Idol. Series Two will air Monday nights on CBC at 8:00 PM, starting on October 9.

Now, I wouldn't bestow the virtues of something, especially a television show, on this website if I didn't think that it was really, really good. It would have been tough to introduce the old series (you know, the cheap one) to people now without having to apologise for it beforehand. But this new series is fantastic. It looks and sounds terrific, it's fun and exciting, and it's made for the average viewer and does not require any knowledge of the shows' past history to enjoy it. Basically, imagine that George Lucas made new Star Wars films that were actually even better than the originals. Yeah, Doctor Who is THAT good.

And no, I don't work for the marketing department at the CBC (although I may someday, thanks to the good folks at Corus Premium Television). So do yourself a favour and check the show out - Doctor Who, Monday nights, 8:00 PM, CBC. 8:30 PM in Newfoundland.

Or tape it and watch the baseball playoffs, instead.